Pacha

"fkadgbksdgsdbgugu93but9ob23ut230t230tbergljsfoGOAOHOHOPOOOOOO" - Austin's first reaction upon wielding Pacha in Progeria.

Pacha is the so-called "Ultimate Sword", a weapon so powerful it transcends all others in the world. Back when Progeria was just Australia, Pacha belonged to the Imperial Bitch as a family heirloom; its last known holder was King Vincent T., widely renowned for being a bitch. However, when Tara invaded Australia, her mind set on conquering the country and turning it into her own, King and Queen Vincent T. panicked and locked themselves in a tomb, sealing themselves and Pacha away for quite a few years.

Properties
Because Pacha is the Imperial Blade of Bitches, it is, appropriately, very regal-looking - yet, it is dull enough to appear deceptively normal. It has a golden pommel and crimson-red grip; the rest of the sword is generically gray. However, scrawled across the body of the sword are a series of strange symbols; these symbols are roughly translated as: "You're a Bitch."

It is a sword so powerful, it has been said that it can split the heavens. In reality, it's only a little less powerful than that. Upon impact, Pacha causes the target to asplode into a million, non-bloody bits (sometimes the victims will even explode into confetti) - even the pommel has a fuckton of concentrated energy pulsing through it. Factor in the detail that Pacha can never rust or rot, it might seem incredibly OP'd at first glance - but the truth is, it's not.

Due to the immense amount of energy and power surging through the sword, Pacha is a naturally unstable, unpredictable weapon, capable of causing just as much damage on the user as the victim. In fact, if Pacha overheats, it can explode (in a sense), causing a tremendous amount of destructive energy to surge in all directions; anybody caught within the blast radius is going to hurt. Because of these occasional explosions of energy, Pacha can lose juice quickly due to the fact that the energy is going somewhere else.

Before Austin, the only people capable of wielding such a destructive sword were the Imperial Bitches. However, even when Austin first obtained Pacha from Vincent T's tomb, the sword's ruinous power quickly overwhelmed even someone as buff as Austin, and it began tearing up the environment and landscape of Progeria. It was only when Jaclose transferred a modicum of Pacha's power into his own magical staff that Austin began to wield it with less difficulty; it was the placebo that a powerful sword like Pacha needed.

But even then, that didn't entirely solve the problem; Pacha still had issues after that, and those issues came to a head when PPKO Death-Lord was sealed inside Pacha during the final battle of the Final RP; his unstoppable, emotional rage mixed with Pacha's incredible power was a recipe for destruction. It had to be placed in cyrostorage by Doctors Ian and Hiss before it overheated, which led to the creation of Pacha v2.